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Funny Urdu Poetry 2 Lines

(Last Updated On: May 31, 2021)

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2 Line Funny Shayari for Best Friend

best friends funny shayari

Tum jo itna muskura rahe ho
Kya Be gherti ki hai jo Chupa Rahe ho?

Dosto se bichhar kar ye baat jani hai
Kamine they magar ronaq unhi se thi

Ao dard bantte hain
Tum darwaze main ungli do
Phir mil kar cheekhain maarte hain

Kal baalti main tera aks dekha
Phir baalti ko hila hila ke tera raqs dekha

Be gherat to bohat dekhe hain Par
Tumhara Aik Apna Hi Muqaam Hai..!!

Jise yad karne se mood hi kharab ho jaye
Aik aisa fazool khayal ho tum..!!

Mat kar apne husn par itna garoor
Tera husn tab tak hai jab tak fair lovely sasti hai

Jale ko aag kehte hain bujhe ko raakh kehte hain
Garden ko baagh kehte hain jo
ap ke pas nahin usey dimagh kehte hain

Funny Shayari for Friends in Hindi

Abhi To Dosti Shuru Huyi Hai,
Waqt Aane Pe Dosti Ka Farz Bhi Nibhayenge,
Dil Pe Pathar Rakh Kar Ek Din,
Aapko Mental Hospital Chodd Aayenge…

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge,
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge !!!

Na Message Na Phone Na Picture Na Tone,
Aur Bane Firte Ho Don,
Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The Kisi Roj Karenge Phone,
Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun.

Friendship History Nahi He Jo Bhul Jaye,
Maths Nahi He Jo Ginana Pade,
English Nahi He Jo Sikhna Pade,
Par Ye To South Film Ki Tarah Hai,
Samaj Ne Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Bas Maja Lena Hai..

Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar

Friends Are Amazing When They Are New,
They Are Wonderful When They Are True,
But Do U Know
They Are A Blessing When They Are Like U !!!

Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying
Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.

Ye Jaruri Nahi Ki Tum Apney Sachche Doston Ko Sab Kuch Batao,
Par Ye Jaruri Hai Ki Tum Jo Bhi Batao Wo Sach Ho..!!

Funny Poetry for friend in English

Arz Kiya ha…
Woh Tumhy DP Dikhaakar Gumraah Kary gi,
Magr Tum Aadhaar Card Par Arey Rehna.

Tmhari Shayari Bari ha Fairy,
Tmhari Shayari Bari ha Fairy,
Dill Karta ha Jal Jaaye
Tmhari Shayari Wali Dayari.

Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kia SMS Se,
Kambakth Wohh Uski Shadi Tak Pynding Tha.

Dekha ha Tumhare Aage,
Sharma Ke Phoolon Ko Murjhaate,
Aye Jahan Ko Ghayal Karny Waale,
Tum Deodorant Kyun Nahi Lagaate.

Aj Kuch Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Apka Khilkhilaya Sa Lagta ha,
hafte ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho.

Khud Bachcha Roye To Dill Mein Dard Hota ha,
kisi Aur Ka Roye To Sar Mein Dard Hota ha,
Khud Ki Bibi Roye To Bhi Sar Mein Dard Hota ha,
Kisi Aur Ki Roye To Dill Mein Dard Hota ha.

Jab ham Unke Ghar Gaye…
Kahane Dill Se Dill Laga Lo,
Unki Maa Ne Khola Daravaaja,
ham Ghavara Ke Bole..
Aanty Bachcho Ko Poliyo Drop Pilava Lo.

Ishq Ke Charche Bahut han Doston,
Husn Ke Parche Bahut ha Yaaron,
Ishq Karane Se Pahale Jaan Lena,
Isamen Kharche Bahut han Dosto.

Kuchh Boloon To Itaraate Bahut Ho,
Jaaneman Tum Muskuraate Bahut Ho,
Man Karata ha Tumhe Daavat Par Bulaoon,
Lekin Jaaneman Tum Khaate Bahut Ho.

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Funny Urdu Poetry 2 Lines

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